Yeah, I'm sorry.

There, I said it.

Due to spam and time and kids and the real world, I haven't had time to maintain this site.

In doing so, my site has become riddled with spam and fake ads for hair loss and butt cream.

I work for 15 Fingers and am not for hire as a contractor. If you need something done, please contact them and I've heard they have a great developer that can make your site on top of advertising and marketing.